Lockdown 2020 Limerick Challenge: First Line - There was a redhatter from -------?
Limerick:There was a red hatter from Kent Caused laughter wherever she went Thought her hat was a crown if worn upside down No wonder her hat was so bent! There was a red hatter from Surrey Her hat was a permanent worry It wouldn't sit still But she kept it until One Thursday it fell in her curry ! There was a Red Hatter from Swansea, Who went up the town in her onesie, She donned her red hat, Thought that was that, And now the whole towns in a frenzie ! There was a Red Hatter from Herts, Who was overly fond of jam tarts, Whether it was blackberry damson or plum, It didnt matter, by gum, As long as nobody farts ! There was a Red Hatter from Sandy, Who liked to go out looking dandy, So along she would pop To a charity shop, Saying “goodness, these shops are so handy” There was a Red Hatter from Dover, Who, before joining up, said “It’s over - I’m old and I’m grey, My fun’s slipping away”, Now she’s Hatting and living in clover! There was a Red Hatter Friday from Tring, Decked herself out all over with bling. She just sparkled and shone, All dowdiness gone, Saying “Red Hatting’s the thing!” There was a Red Hatter from Ware, Who had rather unmanageable hair. But when joining the Hatters Said, “it really don’t matter When it’s under my hat I don’t care!” Sparkly Hugs, Marian |
Author:Hazel Moira .Sparkly Hugs Marian |
Limerick:There was a redhatter from Wells
Whose hat had a terrible smell She washed it and ironed it and even steam cleaned it And now it don't fit very well There was a Red Hatter from Biggles Who met friends and had lots of giggles But when lockdown did come She would miss all her chums And now sits at home writing riddles! There was a redhatter from Bow, Who sadly had nowhere to go, She thought she saw Elvis , Rotating his pelvis,? With glasses on, saw it was just Joe There was a Red Hatter from Seville, Who swore that she was on the pill. Wonder what type of pill it was, And why she was taking it? Because! There was a Red Hatter from North Herts, who was a pretty lady of many parts. She always wore purple and red, so l wonder if that’s what she wore it in bed? COVID 19 a virus most dire If I said it was not I’d be a liar The danger with this disease is lurking This is why most people have been stopped working We are all in lock-down for a reason We all know that coming is the summer season Plans for everyone are out of sight We all should realise that the decision is right Do we like it? Of course we do not All our activities gone to pot Just think of our workers in the NHS Other front line people and under great stress The least we can do is behave as we’re told Not enough PPE so who do we scold? Working so hard and doing their best Not able to be home with family and rest The least we can do is being shut in our home Is do as we are told, don’t wander, don’t roam! |
Author:Easter Bunnies, Pam QC Love Gill xx Pam & Maureen Purple Jane xx Maria |
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